Hey, I'm very rule-abiding, I'll have you know! It's just that... well, we all got pretty unlucky.

[ Except for Fabian and Gorgug, who got into a fight. And there's Fig, who had practically asked for detention, or Kristen who literally asked for detention, but... ]

Our Vice Principal was a real jerk, [ he says instead, deciding to leave out the rest of it. ] But I'm glad that he was, or else we probably never would've met.