You'd think us meeting would be enough, [ Riz grumbles, dragging one hand across his face. His foot taps impatiently against the ground, thump-thump-thump as he begins to work out the situation they've found themselves in. ]

We have to work with what we know. And what we know is that everything that's going on here is for this holiday about love and romance and all that mushy stuff. So whatever it is we have to fulfill, it'll have to relate to it even a little.

[ He holds one hand up. ]

I'm not suggesting doing anything romantic, for the record. [ It seems mutually undesirable. ] But maybe if we gave each other, like... a present, or something.