Oh, great. Talking. Just what I'm good at, [ Riz says faintly, rocking back on his heels. He's lived a colourful life, one filled with violence and adventure, grand feats and enticing mysteries! But when tasked to actually talk about it, he finds that his brain is distressingly empty. ] You sure I can't just interest you in a protein bar instead?

[ He has a whole box of them in his briefcase! ]

Um. [ He taps his lip. ] I can tell you about the most... interesting place I'd ever visited. In the middle of the Celestine Sea, there's an island built up on thousands of shipwrecks. Pirates made their home there, and it exists totally outside of the law. It's the kind of place where you can do what you want, when you want, wherever you want it, so long as you're okay with the fact that everyone else can do it too.

[ He raises his exposed forearms, both covered with tattoos -- mad tattoos, really, words that make no sense, strange patterns, diagrams. ]

It's where I got these. They frown on tattooing minors back in Elmville. But I also got super shot in the face there so I don't really recommend as, like, tourism. They do not like Goblins there, and I kinda doubt they'd like you much either.

[ ...whatever this guy is. He hasn't figured it out. ]