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Rufus "gucci-ass vanilla milkshake" Shinra | Q♥ ([personal profile] unionized) wrote in [community profile] etrayalogs 2024-05-25 03:32 am (UTC)

[The funny thing is, this is actually ideal — or, well, it's comfortable, at least. The true ideal when it comes to interacting with Rufus Shinra is to be a quippy bastard able to dish out as much repartee as he takes; since that's very clearly a different brand of Bat around here, the second-best option is monosyllabic recalcitrance. It's basically his own native language, after all.

It's a short trip up the stairs to the 60th floor, where a wide set of opaque metal doors loom massive and imposing — quite different from the plate glass aesthetic that makes up so much of the rest of the building — and a keypad with glowing buttons that seems to be awaiting attention. Rufus barely has to drift a hand across it before the doors hiss and begin to power open, revealing an absolutely repulsive gold statue up on a high marble pedestal, and the dim earth-toned aesthetics of the Shinra Museum.]


Welcome to the Shinra Building, our humble home!

[Thus speaks a tinny, overly cheerful feminine voice that suddenly makes the commentary about "lack of a heat signature" make a lot more sense.]

Here in the Memorial Museum, you can learn all about our president, as well as the various divisions that make up our compan—

[But before the voice can finish, Rufus calmly interjects —]

That's enough. That information's a little out of date, at this point.

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