A robot? (That does change things. She loves droids - R2D2 is a dear friend - but things can go amiss and when they do, they are like any other machine.)

Then you are a hero. (She knocks his card over with a finger.) Your fellows should be praising you and this card doesn't give you adequate credit. I feel bad for the droid, too, since he had no say in his programming.

(Which leads her to ask:) What became of your actual principal?