... Whoa. A moon? That's definitely a reason to put 'super' in front of villain...

[Actually, he's had a moon thrown at him. Or rather, at a group of them.

But he's not Spider-Man, he's Peter Parker.

So he nods, offering a sheepish confirmation.]

Lots of kinds of aliens. My planet actually got half of all life wiped out on it by some purple jerk-off who thought it was the cure for universal hunger or something. [He shrugs.] We just — poof. Crumbled to dust for five years. But the Avengers and the people who worked along with 'em, they got us all back.

Sounds like you're not unfamiliar with stuff like that, though.

The supervillain thing and all.