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KNIFE ([personal profile] rudelanguage) wrote in [community profile] etrayalogs 2025-05-01 11:18 pm (UTC)

[OPENING UP MYSTERY BOXES IS A FORM OF DURESS!!!

so is this.

this is also duress. this is stressful! no sooner does Pending pry open a cabinet of bland pastries (the amount of packaging this place layers their shit in is truly absurd to a person who knows nothing of germs or sanitized spaces). they can't even fuckin' savor anything before this chicken's tittering and traipsing into the cafeteria with its big ol' feet!

Knife growls and turns around, pulling a kitchen knife out of their satchel.]


Buzz off.

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