[At this point, he's honestly half-expecting her to just conk out on the book a second time. That wouldn't bother him very much, it's what he'd do, and he's fairly sure he'd just keep being a pushover and sit there and wait for her to actually wake up.
Ugh, he's such a wimp when it comes to little kids.
But no, he is spared on this day, and he lets out a little sigh as she blinks up at him. He still doesn't make any move to pull his hand away - it's fine, it's totally fine, shut up - and waits for her brain to catch up to her surroundings. It might take a few minutes, he's never been very good at waking up, so it always takes him a while. The question isn't one he's expecting to hear though, and he raises an eyebrow.]
Do I look like a librarian?
[Rhetorical question, he doesn't care about what her answer is. He gestures at the book she was sleeping on, specifically the page with a wet spot drying on it.]
You were drooling on the book.
[He eyes her a little after saying that, noting the things around her neck and wrists. The one around her neck looks like a collar or something, which is a strange fashion choice for a tiny kid.]
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Ugh, he's such a wimp when it comes to little kids.
But no, he is spared on this day, and he lets out a little sigh as she blinks up at him. He still doesn't make any move to pull his hand away - it's fine, it's totally fine, shut up - and waits for her brain to catch up to her surroundings. It might take a few minutes, he's never been very good at waking up, so it always takes him a while. The question isn't one he's expecting to hear though, and he raises an eyebrow.]
Do I look like a librarian?
[Rhetorical question, he doesn't care about what her answer is. He gestures at the book she was sleeping on, specifically the page with a wet spot drying on it.]
You were drooling on the book.
[He eyes her a little after saying that, noting the things around her neck and wrists. The one around her neck looks like a collar or something, which is a strange fashion choice for a tiny kid.]