That seems like just as good of a way to pass the time.

[He noted the way that she was petting the bird and had to snort a sound of amusement. His own technique was somehow better, which encouraged him to actually redouble his efforts on that front.]

I hope you don't pet your lovers like you pet that bird. Everyone will leave dissatisfied.

[Though, he had admittedly not been dissatisfied with their activities a few weeks back. He could still tease about it gamely.]