[The fact that she's not actually offended definitely helps - and, honestly, so does the fact that he's smooth as fuck. Easy charm and genuine confidence are attractive, what can she say. She will also happily lean up for a little makeout session... until she feels an insistent pecking on her boot again, anyway.]
Dude.
[She says, pulling away to frown down at the bird.]
no subject
Dude.
[She says, pulling away to frown down at the bird.]
Cockblock.