Well, first time I've been this close to a bird before, so yeah.
[He watched her attempt to feed the big flightless creature and shook his head when she had better luck than him. While he didn't want to startle the creature and lose their opportunity to interact with it, he still had to lean into the ruse that they were upkeeping here.
So, he stepped up and casually slid an arm across her shoulders, providing the bird a disapproving look. He pulled a green out and offered it, and it seemed to consider before warily coming up to finally take it from his hand.]
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[He watched her attempt to feed the big flightless creature and shook his head when she had better luck than him. While he didn't want to startle the creature and lose their opportunity to interact with it, he still had to lean into the ruse that they were upkeeping here.
So, he stepped up and casually slid an arm across her shoulders, providing the bird a disapproving look. He pulled a green out and offered it, and it seemed to consider before warily coming up to finally take it from his hand.]
Well, well, maybe it wants a threesome.