[flatly:] Telling me how much I suck is like your favorite thing to do here, isn't it?

[sigh. they twiddle the feather between their fingers by the quill tip, considering it. if nothing else, it'd be a nice accessory to wear, but it'll be nicer if they could, say, load a fireball in this bad boy.

oh, to cast fireball...]

Guess take a raincheck on whether or not this thing can be cool.