[Knife, with Barnabas' voice, squeals in horror. truly, never such a sound has been uttered in such fashion, right? congrats. everyone's learning something today.]
LEAVE ME ALONE!
[leaping out of the way had loosened the other shoe, and they kick it off into the air aimlessly while flailing backward onto their ass. they're already shrinking as they go. tinybarnabas. kid-sized with the beard. normal. this is fine.
their complexion starts darkening and limbs thinning in realtime while they scramble onto their hands and knees to crawl away. dignity is for losers and dead people, THEY WANT TO LIVE!]
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
[leaping out of the way had loosened the other shoe, and they kick it off into the air aimlessly while flailing backward onto their ass. they're already shrinking as they go. tinybarnabas. kid-sized with the beard. normal. this is fine.
their complexion starts darkening and limbs thinning in realtime while they scramble onto their hands and knees to crawl away. dignity is for losers and dead people, THEY WANT TO LIVE!]