The thing is, they made the premise too big. Like, if they'd told me I'm here to earn my second chance at life or something, I'd— well, I wouldn't have bought it, but I'd have given it some serious consideration.

[ Purgatory followed by rebirth or something wouldn't have sounded as out there as "show us your universe is worthy of being saved" ]

But why would I keep a single mediocre human as a representative for however many galaxies? Come on, in terms of goodness, I'd be beaten by a mile by a stray dog.