[*which just so happens to correlate to a little girl's birthday.]
Welcome everyone to the mandatory smores demonstration.
I'm Peter Parker, resident counselor for the Narwhals and professional s'mores maker. Uhhh. Not that I camped a lot as a kid. We mostly did this kind of thing in our apartment, using the stove. But it's still the same idea. Nature is just a plus. Hey, did you know it stands for 'some mores'? Like, 'can I have some more'? The girl scouts totally make the best campfire snacks. One time Tony Stark bought out the entire batch of their cookies from a local elementary school and gave me, like, thirty boxes--
[Oh. Rambling. He stares back at what is likely a baffled audience before proceeding:]
See, all you gotta do is stick the marshmallow on a stick — like so! Once it's nice and golden, you put the chocolate on the graham cracker, then the marshmallow gets squished between like this.
Peter Parker's S'mores Demonstration*
Welcome everyone to the mandatory smores demonstration.
I'm Peter Parker, resident counselor for the Narwhals and professional s'mores maker. Uhhh. Not that I camped a lot as a kid. We mostly did this kind of thing in our apartment, using the stove. But it's still the same idea. Nature is just a plus. Hey, did you know it stands for 'some mores'? Like, 'can I have some more'? The girl scouts totally make the best campfire snacks. One time Tony Stark bought out the entire batch of their cookies from a local elementary school and gave me, like, thirty boxes--
[Oh. Rambling. He stares back at what is likely a baffled audience before proceeding:]
See, all you gotta do is stick the marshmallow on a stick — like so! Once it's nice and golden, you put the chocolate on the graham cracker, then the marshmallow gets squished between like this.
[EASY PEASY. Nobody could get this wrong.]
Any questions?