The multiverse does seem to have a way of complicating family trees.

[For all Kirk knows, Bruce could be telling the truth. The multiverse has a way of complicating a lot of things]

Unfortunately, he was the one who tried to attack my friend. He was in an unusual costume too.

[Kirk is aware he's in an unusual outfit too but it's the middle of the night and most people seem to be asleep. It's as good of a time as any to talk about something more sensitive]