"Not a vegetable. But still an essential food group. Quick, blow it out before it burns more." Wade leans in to inspect it, still keeping his marshmallow in sight so he doesn't burn his too.

"Good enough. Okay--" He passes him a package of graham crackers and then a bar of chocolate. "Next, you're going to carefully get the marshmallow off the stick and onto the cracker and then put a piece of chocolate on top, then close the s'more with another graham cracker, and ta-da, s'mores! Try not to make too much of a mess! Although it's going to be hard to avoid, these bitches are messier than the Real Housewives entire catalogue."