[He nods like it's just the most obvious thing in the world.]

Well, uh — yeah! I don't mind being Worker's Rights Man. That seems a little more friendly than 'Spider-Man', too. It'll get me some street cred; I'll be even more popular with the locals. Everyone needs fair pay and rest breaks. Pay equality in the work place is important.

[He only just got a job recently, just before arriving here. So he has absolutely no experience. None whatsoever. He waves his hand over where it had sats on his stomach, before it drops back down..]

Actually, I just wanted to check on you. Make sure you're okay.

I figured everyone could use a follow-up, after the last few weeks.