[ He may be bedazzled thanks to a glitter bomb prank, but that doesn't deter him from approaching Maria. Maybe she'll find it funny too. Who likes a man that takes himself too seriously, after all? ]

I'd be happy to hear any tale from your home you'd be willing to share, [ he offers. As usual, it's hard to tell if that's genuine or not. To his credit though in being sincere, he does sit down and offer her his flask.

(It does not have water in it, but instead some awful alcohol that smells and tastes more like turpentine than anything.) ]

We could even swap stories and I'll tell you one from my home, too.