WHO: Boba Fett, Connor, and Peter Parker WHEN: During Mission 004 WHERE: Assigned housing WHAT: Closed starters for "family" interactions NOTES\WARNINGS: Probable mentions of teen parenthood, familial death, and general familial dysfunction
And you don't even look old enough to have me as a son! What's even their process in deciding who goes where? Or what their goals are? [Looking at the list in question, he's immediately struck by even the concept of a crying baby in his vicinity.] I've barely been able to hold onto a girlfriend for more than a few months; I can't be a — a dad!
[ As much as Fett agrees with both assessments that the situation they've been placed in is both obnoxious and nonsensical, he sees little point in standing here rehashing that fact. Yes, this is terrible. No, standing here criticizing Eos isn't going to make it any less terrible. ]
Eos is playing the same game as Aurora, [ he says impatiently. ] You think she engineered the labyrinth or the cursed toys for our benefit, too? This is a test, just like everything else.
[ Which means, as much as Fett hates it, he isn't going to stand here and let them fail. He thinks back to his own list of tasks. There had been one about teaching his "child" a skill, hadn't there? His visor turns towards Peter. ]
Come here, [ he orders tersely. ] I'm going to teach you how to hold a baby.
It's ... a challenge that I can understand is uncomfortable for all parties involved. Keep in mind this is only for a limited amount of time.
[he isn't made for this. he doesn't think he's quite at uncomfortable-level territory, but he is definitely toeing the line. all attention back on Fett, he's not giving up when it comes to trying to get more information out of him. even if it means cheating.
aka, poke the bear.]
Fett is old enough to have had several children, even grandchildren. If there is supposed to be some benefit to our situation, I'd like to think that we can all learn from each other.
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[He holds his arms out, looking puzzled.]
And you don't even look old enough to have me as a son! What's even their process in deciding who goes where? Or what their goals are? [Looking at the list in question, he's immediately struck by even the concept of a crying baby in his vicinity.] I've barely been able to hold onto a girlfriend for more than a few months; I can't be a — a dad!
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Eos is playing the same game as Aurora, [ he says impatiently. ] You think she engineered the labyrinth or the cursed toys for our benefit, too? This is a test, just like everything else.
[ Which means, as much as Fett hates it, he isn't going to stand here and let them fail. He thinks back to his own list of tasks. There had been one about teaching his "child" a skill, hadn't there? His visor turns towards Peter. ]
Come here, [ he orders tersely. ] I'm going to teach you how to hold a baby.
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[he isn't made for this. he doesn't think he's quite at uncomfortable-level territory, but he is definitely toeing the line. all attention back on Fett, he's not giving up when it comes to trying to get more information out of him. even if it means cheating.
aka, poke the bear.]
Fett is old enough to have had several children, even grandchildren. If there is supposed to be some benefit to our situation, I'd like to think that we can all learn from each other.